A loose leaf herbal tea formulated to soothe your mood, your belly, and your mind. Made with American-grown Hops flowers and aromatic organic Peppermint, then infused with Passionflower and Ginkgo Biloba, two plants known for supporting anxiety relief. Every Glam Gardener herbal tea is hand-crafted in New York using organic or wild-harvested ingredients, formulated to draw out each plant's natural healing properties.
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About Glam Gardener's Calm The F*ck Down Herbal Tea (Hops, Peppermint, Passionflower & Ginkgo Biloba):
What's in it? Just four ingredients: organic American-grown Hops, organic Peppermint, organic Ginkgo Biloba, and organic Passionflower. Nothing else - 100% herbal, healing, and healthy.
What does it taste like? Minty and hoppy - similar to a calming peppermint tea with a pleasant bitterness reminiscent of a good local craft beer. (No need to worry: it's completely alcohol-free and gluten-free.)
How does this combination make you feel? The blend of Hops, Peppermint, Passionflower, and Ginkgo Biloba is designed to bring calm to your mood, digestion, and mental state through natural plant properties. Hops flowers act as a sedative and nervine, easing tension in the nervous system. Passionflower is traditionally used to calm an overactive system. Our Peppermint is fresh and strongly aromatic - its natural oils, responsible for its bold flavor and scent, help soothe digestive discomfort and settle the stomach. Ginkgo Biloba works subtly over time to support brain and mental health.
How do you brew loose leaf tea? Boil water, then steep one serving of the tea using a reusable tea infuser in 8-12 ounces of hot water for 10 minutes; let cool before drinking. Alternatively, steep the loose tea directly in hot water for 10 minutes, then strain out the plant material using a French press or a sieve/strainer.
Net weight & servings: 1.15 oz (32g) of loose leaf tea per jar. Each jar is designed to yield 20-30 cups of tea (8 oz. each), though the number of servings may vary depending on brewing method and desired strength.
More about the ingredients:
Hops flowers: A staple of the Northeastern U.S. and a favorite bittering herb, Hops come from the hop plant, part of the hemp family. They're best known for flavoring craft beer with citrusy, bitter notes, but the hops used here are gluten-free and alcohol-free. Less widely known is that hops flowers - especially their flavorful pollen - have calming properties. Glam Gardener is based in New York, one of the country's largest hops-growing and exporting states (which is part of why New York has such strong craft breweries). When hops are in season, we source them from New York farms to support local growers; during the off-season, we use hops grown elsewhere in the U.S. There are many hops varieties differing in flavor and body; we use a milder variety called Tea Makers as the base of this tea, chosen to pair well with the Peppermint, Ginkgo Biloba, and Passionflower. Fun fact: we love hops so much that we also use them as a base in our Sleep Tight Herbal Tincture, alongside Lemon Balm and Valerian Root.
Peppermint: A fragrant and healing perennial that's both cultivated and found growing wild, Peppermint is popular for relieving digestive discomfort, headaches, and sinus congestion. Its medicinal properties come from menthol, a volatile oil responsible for its scent and flavor. Mint is a large family with hundreds of varieties, many of which - like basil, lavender, and sage - are also fragrant, flavorful, and have healing qualities. We use organic Peppermint in this tea, and we love its soothing effects so much that we also include it in our Herbal Smoking Blends alongside Mullein, Mugwort, Sage, Damiana, and other herbs.
Ginkgo Biloba: An ancient plant with modern benefits, Ginkgo Biloba is rich in antioxidants and may help reduce inflammation, support brain function, and balance mood. We use organic Ginkgo Biloba leaf, sourced from trees that, while now common across the U.S., originally come from China. It holds an important place in Traditional Chinese Medicine and Eastern healing traditions.
Passionflower: Known for its striking, vine-growing purple blooms, Passionflower is native to the southeastern United States. It's commonly used as a natural aid for sleep issues and hyperactivity and is classified as a nervine - a plant that calms the nervous system. We use organic, American-grown Passionflower in this blend.
Disclaimer: As required by the FDA, we note that these statements have not been evaluated by the Food & Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
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