An herbal tea blend made to soothe your mood, your belly, and your mind. Made from American-grown Hops flowers and fragrant organic Peppermint, and infused with anxiety-easing plants: American-grown Passionflower and organic Ginkgo Biloba. All Glam Gardener herbal teas are hand crafted in the USA using organic or wild ingredients, formulated to bring out each plant's natural healing properties.
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About Glam Gardener's Calm The F*ck Down Herbal Tea with Hops, Peppermint, Passionflower, and Ginkgo Biloba:
What's in it? Organic American-grown Hops, organic Peppermint, organic Ginkgo Biloba, and organic American-grown Passionflower. Nothing else - just 100% healthy, healing herbal ingredients.
What does it taste like? Minty and hoppy - similar to a calming peppermint tea with a pleasant bitterness reminiscent of a good local craft beer. (No need to worry: it's both gluten-free and alcohol-free.)
How does this Hops, Peppermint, Passionflower, and Ginkgo Biloba combination make you feel? The blend is designed to calm your mood, belly, and mind through naturally healing plants. Hops flowers act as a nervine and sedative, helping to relax the nervous system. Passionflower is often used to bring calm to an overactive system. The fresh, highly fragrant peppermint we use contains rich oils responsible for its bold flavor and scent, and these oils also help settle digestion and ease stomach discomfort. Ginkgo Biloba works more subtly, supporting brain and mental health over time.
How do you brew it? Heat water to near boiling, then steep one tea bag in 8-16 ounces of hot water for 5 to 15 minutes. Drink while you get ready to calm the f*ck down.
Servings: 15 individually wrapped, compostable tea bags of warm, healing herbal tea.
Net weight: 1.3 oz (37.5 g).
The herbal magic behind Hops, Peppermint, Passionflower, and Ginkgo Biloba:
Hops flowers - A beloved bitter and Northeastern American staple, hops come from the hop plant, part of the hemp family. They're best known for giving craft beer its citrusy, bitter, delicious flavor, but don't worry - hops themselves are gluten-free and alcohol-free. What's less well known is that hops flowers, especially the flavorful pollen inside them, have a calming effect on the body. Glam Gardener is based in New York, one of the country's largest hops-growing and exporting states (which is part of why the region has such great craft breweries). When hops are in season, we source them from New York farms to support local growers while calming us down; outside of that season, we source hops grown elsewhere in the U.S. Many hops varieties exist, varying in flavor and body - we use a mild, not overly bitter variety called Tea Makers as the base of this tea, chosen to pair well with the Peppermint, Ginkgo Biloba, and Passionflower. Fun fact: we love hops so much that we also use them as the base of our Sleep Tight Herbal Tincture, alongside two other calming plants, Lemon Balm and Valerian Root.
Peppermint - A fragrant, healing, flavor-rich perennial, peppermint is widely grown and also found in the wild. People use it for relief from indigestion, headaches, and sinus congestion. A few facts: peppermint's medicinal properties come from menthol, a volatile oil that also gives the plant its scent and flavor. There are hundreds of mint-family varieties grown both wild and cultivated, many of which - including basil, lavender, and sage - are fragrant, flavorful, and have healing qualities of their own. We always use organic peppermint in this tea. We find its calming effects so appealing that we also include it in our Herbal Smoking blends alongside Mullein, Mugwort, Sage, Damiana, and other plants.
Ginkgo Biloba - An ancient leaf that's easy to recognize, Ginkgo Biloba is rich in antioxidants and may help reduce inflammation, support brain function, and balance mood. We use the leaves of the Ginkgo Biloba tree in this blend. While the tree now grows widely across the U.S., it originally comes from China, where it holds an important place in Traditional Chinese Medicine and Eastern culture. We always use organic Ginkgo Biloba leaf.
Passionflower - Known for its striking, vine-growing purple blooms, Passionflower is a nervine native to the Southeastern United States, commonly used to help with sleep issues and hyperactivity. Nervines are plants that calm the nervous system. We always use American-grown, organic Passionflower in this blend.
Disclaimer: As required by the FDA, we note that these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product isn't intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
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