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CALM THE F*CK DOWN | Herbal tea for a calm mood, calm belly, and calm mind | pre-bagged
CALM THE F*CK DOWN | Herbal tea for a calm mood, calm belly, and calm mind | pre-bagged
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Herbal tea designed to calm your mood, belly, and mind. Crafted with American-grown Hops flowers and fragrant organic Peppermint. Infused with plants that promote anxiety relief: American-grown Passionflower & organic Ginkgo Biloba.
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Glam Gardener herbal teas are always hand crafted in the USA, made with organic or wild ingredients, and designed to harness each plant's natural healing benefits.
About Glam Gardener's Calm The F*ck Down Herbal Tea with Hops, Peppermint, Passionflower, and Ginkgo Biloba:
What are all of the ingredients in Calm The F*ck Down herbal tea?
Organic American-grown Hops, Organic Peppermint, Organic Gingko Biloba, Organic American-grown Passionflower. That's it. 100% healthy, healing, herbal goodness.
What's it taste like?
- Tastes minty and hoppy. Like a soothing cup of peppermint tea with some pleasant bitters akin to a delicious local craft brew (don't worry, this tea is gluten & alcohol-free).
How does this blend of Hops, Peppermint, Passionflower, and Ginkgo Biloba make you feel?
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This tea blend works to calm your mood, belly, and mind with naturally healing plants. Hops flowers are a nervine and a sedative, bringing ease to your nervous system.
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Passionflower is a plant that is commonly used to bring relaxation to a hyperactive system.
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Our peppermint is fresh and highly fragrant. The rich oils that give peppermint its insatiable flavor & scent work to ease digestive issues and settle one's stomach.
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Ginkgo Biloba is subtle, but over time works to strengthen the health of the brain & mind.
How do you make herbal tea?
- Bring water to a near boil, then infuse 1 tea bag in 8-16 ounces of hot water. Infuse for 5 – 15 minutes, then drink as you prepare to calm the f*ck down.
- Glam Gardener pro tip: We infuse our herbal tea for 15 minutes. This way, the hot water cools to a comfortable temperature and all the plant's flavors and benefits are absorbed into your cup.
Servings:
- 15 individual compostable tea bags of warm, delicious, and healing herbal tea.
- Net weight: 1.3 oz (37.5 g.)
The secret herbal magic of Hops, Peppermint, Passionflower, and Ginkgo Biloba.
Hops flowers: A Northeastern American staple and beloved bitter
Hops flowers are derived from the hop plant, which is in the hemp family. Hops are widely known for their use in craft beer brewing to infuse citrusy, bitter, and delicious flavor into one of America's favorite beverages. Don't worry, hops are gluten and alcohol-free.
Many don't know that hops flowers—particularly the flavor-packed pollen within hops flowers—are known for their calming effects on the body.
Glam Gardener is based in New York, which is one of the largest growers and exporters of Hops. Hence, why we have some of the best craft breweries in the country.
When in season, we source our hops from New York State farms to uplift local farmers while calming us the f*ck down. When not in season, we always source hops grown on American soil.
There are many varieties of hops, which range in flavor and body. We use a not-so-bitter blend of hops called Tea Makers as the base for our Calm The F*ck Down herbal tea, to ensure a delicious flavor that compliments Peppermint, Ginkgo Biloba, and Passionflower.
Fun fact: We're hops crazy. That's why we use them as the base for our Sleep Tight Herbal Tincture, alongside 2 wonderful calming plants, Lemon balm and Valerian Root.
Peppermint: A fragrant, flavor-packed, and healing perennial
Peppermint is a beloved plant that is commonly cultivated and found in the wild. Peppermint lovers across the world use it for relief from digestive upset, headaches, and clogged sinuses. Here are some fun facts about peppermint:
- The medicinal component in peppermint stems from menthol, which is a volatile oil that comes with a variety of benefits. This volatile oil gives peppermint its aroma and flavor.
- There are hundreds of varieties of mint plants that are cultivated and that grow wild. Many of these mint-family plants have healing properties, are fragrant, and delicious, including basil, lavender, and sage.
- We always craft our Calm the F*ck Down herbal tea with organic Peppermint.
- We love Peppermint and find its effects so soothing, that's why we add it to our Herbal Smoking blends alongside Mullein, Mugwort, Sage, Damiana, and more!
Ginkgo Biloba: A familiar leaf with ancient roots
Ginkgo Biloba contains powerful antioxidants. It also may assist with fighting inflammation, improving brain function, and balancing mood imbalances.
We blend the leaves of the Ginkgo Biloba tree into our Calm The F*ck Down herbal tea. This tree is easy to spot growing across the U.S., but it derives from China. Ginkgo Biloba is an important staple in Traditional Chinese Medicine and Eastern culture.
We always use organic Ginkgo Biloba leaf in our Calm the F*ck Down herbal tea.
Passionflower: A native nervine
Passionflower is known for its stunning, dream-like, vine-growing purple flower. It's native to the Southeastern United States. It's common to find Passionflower used as a supplement for sleep problems and hyperactivity. It's a plant that's classified as a nervine. These are plants that help to ease the nervous system.
Glam Gardener always uses American-grown & organic Passionflower in our Calm the F*ck Down herbal tea.
Disclaimer: The Food & Drug Administration requires that herbal product makers add the following disclaimer to all products: These claims have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
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