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ALIEN TEE
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About this item
Our heavyweight unisex tee features the "I Only Eat Free Range Humans" graphic on the center back and a smaller alien spaceship graphic on the center chest.
Oversized, Boxy Fit
100% Combed Cotton
FREE delivery for Plant-Preferred members.
1-3 days for most vendors · International up to 7 days
30-day, most non-perishables
How to measure
Sizing is set by each independent brand rather than by Vegan America, so compare your own measurements with the brand's chart for this product before choosing a size.
| Measurement | How to take it |
|---|---|
| Chest | Around the fullest part of the chest, under the arms, keeping the tape level. |
| Waist | Around the natural waist at its narrowest point, without pulling tight. |
| Hip | Around the fullest part of the hips and seat, with your feet together. |
| Inseam | From the top of the inner thigh straight down to the ankle bone. |
Measure over light clothing and keep the tape snug but not tight. The fit notes under “About this item” say whether this piece runs relaxed or fitted, and every order is covered by 30-day returns.
$40.00 USD
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Whenever i wear this tee people comment on it, i love the conversations it stirs up haha. Gets people talking about the animals and thats what i want!!
Love this!! I love all of your gear! Give me more!!
It is very comfy and it fits to size and the print came off amazingly.
Great quality material (as usual) and the logo kills- front and back. Not sure yet about the wider collar, but love everything else.
Nice shirt. I get a lot of compliments even from omnis who don’t get it but like the alien design. It would look better if the alien was a bright green rather than dark green.