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Our heavyweight unisex tee features the "I Only Eat Free Range Humans" graphic on the center back and a smaller alien spaceship graphic on the center chest.
Oversized, Boxy Fit
100% Combed Cotton
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$40.00 USD
Whenever i wear this tee people comment on it, i love the conversations it stirs up haha. Gets people talking about the animals and thats what i want!!
Love this!! I love all of your gear! Give me more!!
It is very comfy and it fits to size and the print came off amazingly.
Great quality material (as usual) and the logo kills- front and back. Not sure yet about the wider collar, but love everything else.
Nice shirt. I get a lot of compliments even from omnis who don’t get it but like the alien design. It would look better if the alien was a bright green rather than dark green.