Coaqua

The coconuts we use grow somewhere with the right dirt and adequate sunshine. They don't need pep talks or supervision to become delicious. The harmony between nature and coconut is their business, not ours. We just show up after they've done all the work. The result is coconut water that tastes like actual coconuts instead of sweet water with coconut rumors. We didn't reinvent hydration, but at least it's not terrible.

Our cans are recyclable. Not because we're single-handedly saving coral reefs, but because it's 2025 and that's just what you do now. The aluminum looks nice on your counter. People might think you're sophisticated. That wasn't the goal, but we'll take the credit.

Coaqua is the fruit of our adequate effort to find decent coconuts and put their water in a can without ruining it. Each sip tastes like coconut because that's literally what it is. We didn't infuse it with the essence of a summer breeze or hand-massage each coconut while playing Mozart. It's just good coconut water.